Thoughts on the Olympics So Far

For those railing, if you want to see the games live so badly, go to England and buy a ticket. 🙂

The only thing more boring than 20 medals would be 21.

If potato latkes and phelps were a couple, THAT would be interesting.

Thank god, the women’s gymnastics is over.

I am still disappointed NBA players take part in the games.

The Jamaican sprinters are by far the best thing about the Olympics. Nothing else is even close.

Jamaica, a poor country of 3 million, has the fastest humans in the universe.

Teddy Atlas is the second best thing about the games.

Sword fighting seems pointless and anticlimactic if there is zero chance blood spills.

As kids, we invented a ridiculous game inside the dog fence behind my house. Apparently, the Olympics have stolen this game and they call it handball.